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MORE Confessions Of A Yankee Slut

Posted on: May 24, 2010

High up on my list of greatest thrills?  Thanks for asking…watching Your right foot make contact with home base.  It’s about the way the pants of YOUR Yankees uniform crease in just the right place.  YOU sliding into home base is so way sexy if Your body is facing the TV cameras…sometimes I have to put the TV on pause to replay it seven, eight…that’s all the replays I’m admitting to.  It’s my personal home run depending on how You land. 

The bad news:  You haven’t done enough of that lately and frankly it’s putting a crimp in my satisfaction quotient.  Up until now, You’ve been a sort of female’s Cialis.  Truthfully babe, I know injuries are rampant and I don’t mean to be harsh here, but Your latest performances are leaving me somewhat limp.  I’m not one to threaten, but You do have an understudy who plays for the Phillies

I’ll be watching carefully today.  Oh yeah, do that thing You do when You get up to bat…stretch Your arms back alerting your pecs to stand guard.  I will make the motion simultaneously. Let’s hope I don’t have to switch to the Phillies game. 

And now…the game is over – I’m not going to rub it in…but I’m quickly switching to my default lover…Ghirardelli anyone?

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3 Responses to "MORE Confessions Of A Yankee Slut"

Hey, Linda —

What a trip! I loved your delivery the day we met, and here it is on paper, so to speak. I can hear your voice…

Your take on the world is sure your own, and a wake up call for anyone who wants to learn — or remember — how important not being so effing serious all the time is.

Thanks for the inspiration, and the laughs.
xx
Ina

Thanks Ina…you’ve got a pretty good delivery yourself…xox

Oh I posted to FB…never know where to comment: here or FB so now you are receiving two comments.

I love your Yankee Spirit it is contagious I just might have to start watching again especially since my Jack Bauer is gone. Only you can make baseball sexy with positions and chocolate.
Writing some home runs there girl, happy for you!

What blog title is up next at bat? xoxoxo

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