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VIAGRA FOR THE HEART!

Posted on: September 6, 2010

I used to think life would get easier as we got older – each wrinkle would represent experience and wisdom – knowledge would protect us from our hearts being put in harm’s way – reminding us by automatically spreading “Beware of The Dog” signs everywhere we go.

Now that I’ve discovered this notion is just a myth – CAN SOMEONE PLEASE INVENT “Viagra” for the heart to make it tougher – harder – stronger?  An erect heart may temporarily block those blasts of  hot/cold air which burn the natural flow of sunlight from the arteries. 

Call it Heartagra or Aortalis or Arteriagra – just one pill and the heart is inured from heartache – disappointment – mental death – for 24 hours – so we can freely jump from one branch to another – from the frying pan into the fire with a guaranteed  time out from the challenge of “the next lesson.” 

AORTALIS!  Take it and “Just For Today” be free of anguish.  Enjoy blessed hours of minimally biting levels of negativity scratching at the door:  My best friend dumped me today  – but for this moment in time I’m going to the grocery store with one singular intention – to say “hello” to my favorite check out lady – then bringing flowers to my optometrist – and finally getting my car washed – with a smile.

This pill will put a statute of limitations on any “aha” moments.  Don’t need to learn any of life’s painful truths for one adorable day.

Didn’t get the job my fingers were crossed for – but not wasting time philosophizing over it ’cause I want to bake some cookies for the neighbor whose son accidentally vomited on my driveway. 

Looking forwarad to one day we could fearlessly “JUST JUMP” knowing whatever we step into will just wash off.

Thank you!  Now DO IT!

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4 Responses to "VIAGRA FOR THE HEART!"

I did and I will again without medication, I hope:) Great blog.

Jumping through my waves to tell you that you have a heart of gold that is also tougher-stronger and harder than most because it is filled with love and wit and viagra. ❤

You sure know how to express how deeply we feel and how to make it better. Thanks, LL.

That was beautiful. Sometimes, I wish it were available, not that I ever thought of that. sometimes to learn and strengthen our Hearts we need to shed some tears. OR May I say, Three Tears in a bucket Mother Fuck It….

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